Who are you?   Dan “The Caveman”

Are we friends? Maybe… maybe not

When and how did we meet? Again, I forgot

Do I smoke? perhaps

Do I believe in God? I think so

Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. What if I don’t want to?

Describe me in one word. you scare me

What was your first impression? I was like 3 when I met you

Do you still think that way about me now? None of your business

Who do I remind you of? That one person

Have you seen me cry? I was too busy laughing at you

Are you sure you know me? nope

Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I didn’t even talk the first few years you knew me

What is the month of my birthday? Who cares

What is the color of my hair? you must not have a mirror

What is the color of my eyes?  white except for a couple of spots

Do I have any siblings? I do!

What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?  breathe

What's one of my favorite things to do indoors? Be indoors

What's my favorite type of music? That one kind

Am I shy or outgoing? neither

Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic? funny weird

Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules? I’ll never tell

Would you consider me a friend, and acquaintance, or a good friend? Who are you again?

Take a stab at my middle name.  Sparky

What is the best feature about me? You have a best feature?

Are my parents still together? no

If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth, would you tell me? No but I would tell everyone else when you weren’t lookin

What is the one thing about me you would want to change? you don’t wanna know