Who are you?-Allen

Are we friends?-yes

When and how did we meet?- fall of 1997 at legends bar

Do I smoke?-yes

Do I believe in God?-yes

Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.-dana dane - obvious

Describe me in one word.- multi-faceted

What was your first impression?-finally somebody that likes to sit in a corner as much as I do!

Do you still think that way about me now?-No

Who do I remind you of?- Julia Roberts.. it’s the chin

Have you seen me cry?-Yes, but only at movies and for other people

Are you sure you know me?-Haha

Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?-nah

What is the month of my birthday?-August

What is the color of my hair?-Whichever shade of Miss Clairol is on sale this week. J/k brown with red highlights

What is the color of my eyes?-blue

Do I have any siblings?-yes, 2

What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?-smoke and drink beer

What’s one of my favorite thing to do indoors?-see above

What’s my favorite type of music?-Well, it used to be hair bands, but I think you’re sort of partial to ghetto now

Am I shy or outgoing?-both

Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic?-funny sarcastic

Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?-rebel

Would you consider me a friend, and acquaintance, or a good friend?-good friend-- you have too much on me to be otherwise

Take a stab at my middle name.-Carlene

What is the best feature about me?-your hair

Are my parents still together?-no

If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth, would you tell me?-oh hell yeah and laugh--but, that’s a stupid question, because you’d never eat broccoli anyway